- mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
- me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
- mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
- me:
- mom:
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
- me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
- mom:
- me:
- mom: this isn't normal
Reblog if you think the next disney prince should be GAY.
4 million and counting
5 million
This should get to 10 million, come on people.
So I decided that I am going to lose a lot of weight over the summer and then I’m going to become attractive.






